Tuesday, December 10, 2019

Godzilla Attacks Ashmont Station - Police Baffled As To Motive


"This is usually such a quiet neighborhood," said a local resident.  "Things like this usually only happen in movies."

The unprovoked attack on Boston's Red Line subway station in Dorchester's Ashmont neighborhood seems like something out of a deranged narrative.

Police were flummoxed by the monstrous creatures ability to get away heading south down Dorchester Avenue toward the Neponset River.  Early reports indicated that the reptile arose from the mists in the morning.

Police are trying to piece together any info they can find on Godzilla from naturalists and movie fans alike.  "What the creature's motives are we can not say at this time," a Boston Police Department spokesperson said at a hastily called presser.  

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