Tuesday, April 7, 2020

Now released, the new 2020 models for stoning adulterers.

Smoother, wittier and packing a bone-crunching punch, the Catholic church has revealed the new 2020 Adultery stones.

“On this years models we have continued to use the typeface Times New Roman - breaking away from the tired and overused Helvetica. The serif on the typeface really adds an extra dimension of cruelty.”
These replace the 2019 models that only had single words on them. You can pre-order the 2020 Adultery stones from the Catholic church's online store at www.adulterystones.com for only $3.95 each or a set of 7 for $24.95. The 2019 Models are still available.
#satire #parody #religimarole #stoning #adultery

https://www.religimarole.com/post/now-released-the-new-2020-models-for-stoning-adulterers

Monday, April 6, 2020

US Dairy Farmers Dump Milk - The Anarchy of capitalist food production exposed


In scenes reminiscent of the Great Depression, dairy farmers across the US have been ordered to dump perfectly good milk into their fields and lagoons where it will seep into the earth. The inability of the capitalist system to scientifically plan and coordinate production has left producers no choice but to dump millions of gallons of milk, with no end in sight.



Images of farmers dumping their milk has provoked outrage among workers, as grocery stores across the country are still limiting purchases of essential dairy products. While being told to shelter in place, millions of people are obliged to make return trips to the grocery store in order to purchase perishables such as milk, putting their families and essential workers at risk.



This comes at a time of mass layoffs, with millions of families being thrown into food insecurity and compelled to rely on food banks for sustenance. In an interview with the GuardianJerry Brown, media spokesman for St. Mary’s Food Bank Alliance, a coalition of 700 food banks, reflected on the unprecedented demand for their services in the US, “The 2008 recession doesn’t touch this. It’s a different ballgame.”

 
The implementation of social distancing guidelines has collapsed several traditional milk markets such as schools and restaurants. US public schools were the number one consumer of liquid milk according to Pam Jahnke, editor of the Midwest Farm Report. Unable or willing to make the societally beneficial investments to freeze and store the milk for later use or distribution, the market demands it be discarded in order to keep prices artificially inflated.

The capitalist system has no answer for the crisis of “overproduction.” In her editorial Jahnke advised readers who wanted to help farmers to “Pray that COVID-19 dissipates. Pray that life begins to return to somewhat normal patterns. Pray that this milk dumping situation is just a temporary story. Pray for all the farm families that are trying to make their way through this.”

While the almighty hasn’t yet intervened, travel restrictions and tariffs have crippled supply chains and slowed trade, especially between China and the US. Before the restrictions were implemented, China was the number one importer of dairy products in the world. Even though this pandemic was foreseen for months, food and dairy processors took no steps to prepare for possible disruptions.
Instead of preparing their facilities to switch from wholesale to retail production by ordering the necessary equipment and packaging materials, processors have been scrambling to shift workers from wholesale plants towards retail plants, laying off workers in the process.

Increased retail demand has resulted in shipping delays. Long-haul truck drivers who transport the bulk of consumer goods in the US have either been unable to pick them up or forced to wait hours for their deliveries due to increased traffic congestion at the plants. Because of this and a shortage of drivers, agriculture groups have been lobbying states to increase truck weight limits on highways, increasing the danger of accidents or rollovers.

Speaking in a radio interview with Farm Report, Ryan Elbe, a dairy farmer in West Bend, Wisconsin, confirmed that his family farm had already dumped 250 million pounds of milk by April 1 and would continue dumping for at least another week. Elbe told reporters he expected his family would be compensated for their milk, however he did not know by whom or when.

Elbe confirmed that his family received a phone call from the Dairy Farmers Alliance (DFA) on March 31, instructing Golden E Dairy that due to an “oversupply” of milk in the market they would have to begin the dumping process. The DFA is a dairy cooperative in which concentrated animal feeding operations, that is farms that have a minimum of 1,000 animal units as defined by the US Department of Agriculture, are organized under the umbrella of the DFA.

Billed as “grassroots cooperatives,” farmers have no input or say in how their milk is produced or where they can sell it. Instead the DFA operates as a cartel in which “farmer-leaders” are elected and overseen by a 49-member board of directors. The DFA has been the defendant in several class action lawsuits brought by farmers alleging everything from price-fixing to monopolization of the market.
In 2013 and 2014 the DFA settled two lawsuits out of court, while admitting no fault. The settlements required the DFA to pay farmers $140 million in one case and $50 million in the other.

The DFA claims it serves more than 14,500 dairy farmer-members representing 8,500 dairy farms in 48 states. It is unclear if all of its farmers are going to dump their milk. However, Elbe was able to confirm that every farmer-member in the co-op that he spoke to had received the same call his father had. The same day, March 31, that the DFA ordered its membership to begin dumping milk a Federal Bankruptcy court in Kansas City, Kansas, where the DFA is headquartered, signaled its approval for a DFA bid to buy out Dean Food Company assets for $433 million.


Dean Food had declared Chapter 11 bankruptcy in November in 2019. Shortly thereafter DFA submitted several bids to purchase a majority of the assets of the company, the largest dairy processor in the US. The purchase would include the “assets and properties” related to 44 fluid and frozen dairy facilities. For the bid to be approved it will need to be signed off on by the US Department of Justice, as it would mean the largest dairy cooperative in the US would also become the largest milk processor in the country.

It is not just the US dairy industry that is facing a crisis of overproduction, an absurd situation given the chronic hunger suffered by millions in the United States and globally. This crying contradiction is a product of the capitalist profit system, which subordinates any consideration of human need to the drive for profit.

https://archive.is/Nrbzt

Saturday, April 4, 2020

Who Owns Reddit? What is the agenda?



Reddit is the social news aggregation site that identifies itself as “The Front Page of the Internet/”

Reddit—which was founded by college roommates Steve Huffman and Alexis Ohanian in 2005—is owned today by Condé Nast, a subsidiary of the Advance Publications conglomerate which is owned by the Newhouse family publishing and news empire that dates back to the early twentieth century. Condé Nast acquired Reddit from its founders and others, including Aaron Swartz, in 2006 for an estimated $10 to $20 million.

Beginning in 2014, a series of private and institutional investors injected hundreds of millions of dollars into Reddit and transformed it into a multi-billion dollar enterprise. With just 500 employees and an estimated valuation of $3 billion, Reddit is one of the most valuable assets in Silicon Valley.
The presence of the billionaire Peter Thiel—cofounder of Pay Pal and right-wing technology advisor to the Trump administration—on the list of private investors in Reddit is an indication of the types of figures who are playing a role in the organization and directing its collaboration with main stream media 'trusted news source' censorship initiatives.

Due to the way that Reddit is organized—with subreddit moderators given autonomy in making decisions about the activity of users, posts and shared links—there is no way to know for certain what role, if any, is being played by the management or owners of the company in preventing the posting of ideas that challenge the main stream media narrative. 

Frequently, subreddit moderators are Reddit users who sign up and volunteer for the role and are then granted significant authority over the activity of users within the community and the content that is posted there. The Reddit structure allows for different levels of moderators with various degrees of permission. The top level has “Full Permissions” including the ability to remove posts and ban users among many other rights.

https://archive.is/SUPh7

Friday, April 3, 2020

Wondering When Profiting Off Mass Suffering Suddenly Became A Crime In This Country

WASHINGTON—Admitting he was blindsided by the hysterical reaction to a pretty normal transaction, North Carolina Senator Richard Burr wondered Friday when profiting off mass suffering had suddenly become a crime in this country.

“Jesus Christ, when did everyone get so uptight about this? I remember when we used to celebrate people who used their talent and connections to get rich from death and anguish,” said Burr, who claimed what he did was no different than what many successful, patriotic Americans have been doing for hundreds of years.

 “Even Tucker Carlson is being a little bitch about this. What’s the big deal? Didn’t we all decide this was cool in the 2008 recession? Last time I checked, using sensitive information to enrich yourself at the expense of hundreds of millions of other people was totally fine. I talked to Kelly [Loeffler] and Ron [Johnson] about cashing out, and nobody even batted an eye. What’s the point of being a senator if you can’t profit off the world’s problems? I’m making money, not losing it, but I guess jealous people have decided that becoming rich and powerful from a national tragedy is suddenly evil. There’s something seriously wrong with this country.”

At press time, Burr announced his intentions to resign after shamefully admitting he only pulled in a 22% return from his insider trading.

Wisconsin farmers forced to dump milk as coronavirus slams a fragile dairy economy - Rick Barrett (Milwaukee Journal Sentine) 3 April 2020



About 7 o’clock Tuesday night, Golden E Dairy got the call that any dairy farmer would dread. They were being asked to dump 25,000 gallons of fresh milk a day because there was no place for it to go as the marketplace for dairy products has been gutted by the closure of restaurants, schools, hotels and food service businesses.

An hour later, the family-run farm near West Bend, Wisconsin, opened the spigot and started flushing its milk into a wastewater lagoon — 220,000 pounds a day through next Monday.

It was surreal, said Ryan Elbe, whose parents, Chris and Tracey Elbe, started the farm in 1991 with about 80 cows and grew it into an operation that today milks 2,400.

“We thought this would never happen,” Elbe said. “Everybody’s rushing to the grocery store to get food, and we have food that’s literally being dumped down the drain.”

But the Wisconsin dairy industry has been dealt a harsh blow from the economy that’s been slammed by coronavirus shutdowns. About one-third of the state’s dairy products, mostly cheese, are sold in the food service trade.

Ryan Elbe, left, and his father, Chris, talk in their milk house while fresh milk gushes down a drain Wednesday at the Elbe family's Golden E Dairy near West Bend. Because the dairy plant has more milk than it can process, the farm is forced to dump 25,000 gallons a day from its 2,400 milking cows.
Dairy farmers, whose product is highly perishable, are seeing processing plants close or curb production, forcing them to flush their milk down the drain if there’s no other buyer.

“I think that a lot of milk will all of a sudden be dumped. Everyone across the industry is feeling distressed now,” said Julie Sweney, spokeswoman for FarmFirst Dairy Cooperative in Madison.
“Over the last several hours I have heard this is unfolding. There is definitely a strain on markets now. The whole consumption rate for milk is so much different than it was before COVID-19,” Sweney said.

“With the uncertainty of COVID-19 and evolving consumer buying habits, we are seeing demand for dairy products change. While we initially saw increased demand at grocery stores as consumers stocked up on many products, like dairy … the retail demand is starting to level off. For this reason, we anticipate that milk will be more readily available at grocery stores in the coming weeks,” Coady added.

Flushing milk down the drain is heart-wrenching, Elbe said, even if a farmer is being reimbursed for it by their cooperative.

The wasted product represents a massive amount of work on the farm that includes the planting and harvesting of crops and raising youngstock into milking cows.

“This is a lot of milk, planning and hard work going up in flames,” Elbe said.

Dairy veterinarian Kent Bindl, from Sheboygan, put it this way Wednesday:

“For me today, we have reached a new level of despair.  As a veterinarian for the past 18 years, I have seen the resiliency and optimistic nature of my clients be tried over and over again.  However, today is different. Many have been told there is no place to process today's loads and milk is being pumped into their manure storage facilities. The pain these producers are feeling today is palpable.”

More farms are likely to experience milk dumping in the coming weeks. The recent dairy crisis that began in late 2014 underscored changes in agriculture that have been taking place for decades but sped up more than many expected. 
Golden E Dairy near West Bend has been forced to dump 25,000 gallons of milk a day as the coronavirus pandemic slams the fragile dairy economy.
More on the dairy crisis:Dairyland in Distress

In the last few years, thousands of Wisconsin dairy farmers lost money practically every day they milked cows as an oversupplied market kept prices depressed. Waves of small and midsize farms shut down because they didn’t benefit from economies of scale found on larger operations.

“The disposal of milk, which we hoped to avoid, has begun, and that is very troubling,” said Daniel Smith, president and CEO of Cooperative Network, a Wisconsin and Minnesota group that represents cooperatives in dozens of fields including agriculture, health care and utilities.

"The dairy industry is facing unprecedented challenges as a result of the COVID-19 pandemic. It is essential that every means of support be given to Wisconsin dairy farmers and cooperatives as quickly as possible. This support should include increased government purchasing and distribution of dairy.



Farmers Dump Milk - 3 April 2020 (1:53 min) 


https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2020/04/03/coronavirus-forces-dairy-farmers-dump-milk-wisconsin-covid-19/2939959001/


Tuesday, March 31, 2020

Malcolm Brenner Chronicles His Sexual Relationship With Dolphin In ‘Wet Goddess’ headshot - By Simon McCormack (Huffpo)




She was the one that got away.
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Malcolm Brenner, 60, wrote “Wet Goddess,” a new book about a man’s nine-month sexual relationship with a dolphin — an affair that bears “a striking degree of resemblance” to his own interspecies romance.
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The author claims he started his relationship with a dolphin named Dolly back in 1970, when he was in his early 20s. Brenner was a sophomore at New College of Florida in Sarasota. A writer hired Brenner to take photographs for a children’s book about the dolphin show at an amusement park in nearby Nokomis. He was given free access to the park and introduced to the staff.
If Brenner is to be believed, the dolphin courted him.
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Initially, “she became more and more aggressive,” said Brenner, who lives in Punta Gorda, Fla. “She would thrust herself against me.”
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But over time, Dolly became more gentle, he claimed.
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“I found that extraordinarily erotic,” Brenner said. “It’s like being with a tiger or a bear. This is an animal that could kill you in two seconds if it wanted to.”
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After about nine months, the Floridaland amusement park was sold to become housing.
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His college sweetheart was shipped off to an oceanarium in Gulfport, Miss., while he said he enrolled in Evergreen State College in Washington.
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The Huffington Post has been unable to verify his account of the affair with Floridaland officials; the park closed in 1971. However, historical photos and archival brochures indicate there was a “Porpoise Pool” attraction at Floridaland.
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“I had every intention of going to visit the dolphin when I got back to the South, but it didn’t work out that way,” Brenner said. “I learned the hard way that dolphins are chattel, and much more emotionally vulnerable than I had ever imagined.”
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Brenner said Dolly died about nine months after the last time he saw her.
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“I had a vivid dream at the time about dolphins dying in a dark environment which proved to be remarkably similar to the oceanarium where she actually died,” Brenner said.
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It appears that Brenner’s relationship wouldn’t have broken any laws. Florida only passed a law banning bestiality this year, after two failed attempts.
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But Dr. Denise Herzing of the Wild Dolphin Project, which researches communication between dolphins and humans, said a book aggrandizing a human-dolphin sexual relationship could send a dangerous message.

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“Glorifying human sexual interactions with other species is inappropriate for the health and well being of any animal,” Herzing told HuffPost. “It puts the dolphin’s own health and social behavioral settings at risk.”
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But Brenner insists his relationship did not harm the dolphin.
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“Some people find it hard to imagine that I wasn’t abusing the animal,” Brenner said. “They didn’t see me interacting with the dolphin. They weren’t there. These creatures basically have free will.”
Brenner points out that some researchers have argued dolphins should be considered “non-human persons,” because of their intelligence.
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“What is repulsive about a relationship where both partners feel and express love for each other?” Brenner asked. “I know what I’m talking about here because after we made love, the dolphin put her snout on my shoulder, embraced me with her flippers and we stared into each others’ eyes for about a minute.”
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“This was not some dog trying to hump my leg, okay. This was a 400-lb. wild-born female dolphin. She was an awesome creature.”
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“As self-aware mammals, dolphins are capable of making profound emotional attachments to other dolphins and, apparently, to selected humans as well,” Brenner said. “A dolphin can die of loneliness, of a broken heart, of separation anxiety.”
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As evidence of his claims, Brenner points to the story of former trainer turned animal rights activist Richard O’Barry, who said he watched a dolphin living in captivity commit suicide in his arms.
He’s not married, but Brenner said he has two ex-wives who knew about his fling with Dolly.
“Neither one objected,” Brenner said.
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His daughter from his first marriage even designed the book cover.
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Brenner, who is now a freelance writer and photographer, started writing “Wet Goddess” in 1973 at the suggestion of Dr. John C. Lilly. Excerpts were published in the 1974 anthology “Mind In The Waters” and Penthouse, according to Brenner.
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“I was still too emotionally raw from the experience and my writing skills were inadequate to the task,” Brenner said.
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He took it up again in 1994, finished the novel in 2000 and spent the next 10 years trying to get it published. Brenner said he shopped it around, but after “mainstream” publishers rejected “Wet Goddess,” he decided to self-publish the book last year.
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So far he has sold about 230 paperback copies and 20 e-books. Vendors sell it for $16.95 on Amazon.
“I wrote this book for dolphins because we are mistreating these animals by keeping them in captivity,” Brenner said. “We should be attempting to communicate with them and treating them with more respect and dignity.”
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Brenner said he might consider another relationship with a dolphin in the future.
“Under the right circumstances I would if I had the energy for it,” Brenner said. “I’m 40 years older now.”

'Wet Goddess' author shares details of his 6-month sexual relationship with Dolly the dolphin By Ginger Adams Otis NEW YORK DAILY NEWS | Jun 11, 2014

Now this is getting fishy.

Another self-confessed dolphin lover claims he had a six-month consensual affair with one of the sleek marine animals — and insists it's nothing to be ashamed of.



Malcolm Brenner, 63, shared his story with British newspaper The Mirror in the wake of a BBC documentary that featured Margaret Howe Lovatt, an animal researcher who said she had sex with a dolphin in the 1960s as part of a NASA-funded study.

Brenner, a writer who also admits to having prior sexual experiences with a dog, said he fell in love with Dolly the dolphin in a Florida amusement park in 1971.
Dolly "came on to him," he told The Mirror — and he was heartbroken when she died about nine months after they met.
The two had their interspecies intercourse after conspiring to elude the male dolphin that shared Dolly's pool, Brenner said.

"She announced her intentions to me by positioning herself so I was rubbing against her," the zoophile told The Mirror.

Brenner said he'd been given full run of the dolphin enclosure while shooting pictures for the amusement park.

"At first I discouraged her, I wasn't interested. After some time I thought, 'If this was a woman would I come up with these rationalizations and excuses?'" he said.

"There's something quite transcendental about making love with a dolphin," he mused.
"The dolphin is very aware, the dolphin is an intelligent and creative creature and making love is a consummate act."

The two played rub-a-dub-dub for nearly a year, but the aquatic affair ended when Dolly got moved to another park.

Brenner said he was heartbroken to lose her and fell into a deep depression when she died not long after they parted.

Dolly leaps out of the water to grab a snack.
Dolly leaps out of the water to grab a snack.(Barcroft Media/Barcroft Media via Getty Images)
He believes she committed suicide by voluntarily refusing to breathe — the same fate Lovatt believes her dolphin lover Peter suffered when their affair ended.

Brenner was so affected by his "relationship" with Dolly that he wrote about it years later.
The Punta Gorda, Fla., resident penned "Wet Goddess" in 2011.

He said Lovatt's somewhat shamefaced confession of her long-ago affair with Peter the dolphin — who would rub himself on her knee or hand — didn't shock him at all.

"I wish she'd spoken out about it a long time ago. I've found her reaction a bit sad," Brenner said.
The twice-married man — who says he's also experienced the physical passion of doggy devotion — doesn't equate what he and Lovatt did with abuse.

"There is no comparison between sexual abuse and a sexual relationship with a consenting animal," he claimed.



https://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/man-shares-details-sexual-relationship-dolphin-article-1.1825434